Preface: Sailing

Tracey: I hear the infrared is strong today but the UV isn’t.

Dan: Ya, but the infrared doesn’t really matter

Tracey: True, in fact it’s the Ultra Violent rays that are dangerous.

Dan: What?!

Tracey: The UV is why we need sunscreen.

Dan: No, what did you just say?!

Tracey: Dan, it is known that Ultra Violent rays cause sunburns and skin damage, where did you study?!

Dan: What causes sunburns?

Tracey: The Ultra Violent rays, of course.

Dan: Don’t you mean “Ultra  violet“ 

Tracey: What?

Dan: Violet. Like the colour.

Tracey: What’s wrong with you?

Dan: Ultraviolet. It’s light that has shorter wavelengths than visible light.

Tracey: Are you kidding?

Dan: Why did you think it was “UltraViolent”

Tracey: Because the sun rays are dangerous…like violent?

Dan: Didn’t you go to a gifted school?

Tracey: yes…

Dan: Gifted or special?!

Preface: Old friends catching up at a party

Girl: So who are you here with?

Guy: My girlfriend actually.

Girl: Oh, girlfriend eh?

Guy: Yup…

Girl: So where is she?!

Guy: Just look for the prettiest girl in the room!

Girl: Oh wow, you’re dating that hot brunette on the dance floor?!

Guy: No, actually she’s that blond in the corner…

*awkward pause* 

Girl: Not the brunette? 

Guy: Nope…

Girl: (confused) ’Cause I thought you said…

Guy: No, she’s the blond.

Girl: Oh, she seems nice…

(Source: traceybee)

Preface: My sister and I playing with her Iphone.

Sister: I love apps! 

Me: I know..

Sister: Have you seen my frogs? 

Me: What? 

Sister: The Pocket Frogs app lets you breed frogs!

Me: I love frogs!

Sister: What about Tiny Tower?

Me: What’s that? 

Sister: YOU BUILD A TINY TOWER!

Me: Just what I’ve always wanted… Can we be social and talk about something normal?

*pause*

Sister: I can’t believe Emma thinks I’m fatter than her

Me: No she doesn’t…

Sister: She said “look at your arms then look at mine, you’re obviously bigger than me.”

Me: Well, you’re not. You don’t think I’m fat and we’re the same size so don’t be dumb.

Sister: Are we?

Me: Probably

Sister: How much do you weigh?

Me: I really don’t know. 

Sister: OMG Let’s weigh ourselves so we know who’s fatter!

Me: I don’t even have a scale!

Sister: (pauses while thinking) OMG Do you think there’s Iphone app for that?!

Me: No.

Sister: I bet there is!

Me: Please don’t stand on your phone.

(Source: traceybee)

Preface: long drive  over Easter 

Tracey: How many dogs have you had?

Marco: I dunno, maybe 7?

Hayley: 7 dogs seems like a lot 

Tristan: In 25 years?! not really!

Marco: We had this one dog, Simba, who was the UGLIEST DOG! Tristan do you remember how much he looked like a rabbit!

Tristan: …He was a rabbit

Marco: No Tristan, I’m not talking about the rabbit, I’m talking about our dog Simba, we had them at the same time. 1 rabbit and 1 WEIRD dog 

Tristan: They were both rabbits.