Daughter: I’m really depressed today
Mom: Cancel all your plans and stay in
Daughter: Ya? Is that going to make me feel better?
Mom: No, but it’ll make me feel better.
Daughter: Um, how?
Mom: Someone was shot in Toronto yesterday. You never know who’s lurking outside. This is such a horrible world, I’d rather you just lock your doors and ignore the phone.
Daughter: Thanks Mom, I feel so much better.