(For Alissa, who still finds “nyan cat” funny, and my very tolerant classmates) Rachel: Are you guys coming to play laser tag for my birthday? Kylie: Ya, of course Tracey: There’s a blacklight so remember not to wear white or you’ll glow in the dark Jesse: Well, I’ll just wear whatever doesn’t glow Rachel: so…all black?! Jesse: Ya, what can I wear...
Preface: Waking up at 9 am Tracey: Hello?! Mom? Emma? *no answer* Tracey: (to self) No one’s home? *I hear someone walking downstairs* Tracey: Hello? *Looks around house* *Dog starts barking* Tracey: (to self) WTF?! This is reallly creepy! *Sees that the front door’s opened* Tracey: (to self) That’s really nice and safe of my family to leave the door unlocked* -Mom...