December 2011
3 posts
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Spoiler Alert!!!
Loving Relationships…
A movie comes out that I’m dying to see
Marco: Hey! I just watched that movie you’ve been dying to see
Tracey: The one about the couple?
Marco: Ya!
Tracey: Was it good?
Marco: Ya it was fantastic! Amazing ending.
Tracey: Oh I’m excited! I’ve been waiting months and months to see it!
Marco: Ya, you should, its so sad when they breakup!
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Study Drugs
Mom: Here’s the cue-cards you asked me to buy you
Tracey: OMG THANKS!
Mom: … no problem…
Tracey: And they have lines on the front!
Mom: mhm
Tracey: and they’re blank on the back!!
Mom: …yes..
Tracey: OMG and they’re on a coil!
Mom: are you okay?
Tracey: Mom look! They can be detached from a rip out line!
Mom: Yes, that’s why I bought them?
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Pity Party
Preface: Really hectic Macroeconomics class, in an English University in a French city (names changed)
Professor: Before your presentations, state your name and then your time starts
Tracey to Matt: OMG I failed our last oral, this professor is a psychotic marker
Matt: I did really well actually
Tracey: But you’re terrible at macro!
Matt: Well thanks, but I’m going next!
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