April 2011
3 posts
School Zones
Scene: Driving In Sydney
Hayley: So the typical speed limit here is 60 km/hr? Tracey: At home its 50 or 40 even Marco: Surely not 40?! Our school zones are 40! Hayley: Our school zones are 30. Marco: WTF 30?! You wouldn’t even kill a kid if you hit him at thirty. Tracey: …i think that’s the point…
Beamish
(Preface: Shaney’s dog is named Beamish)
Scene: Walking around a beach town for lunch
*stocky white dog walks by*
Tracey: OMG that dog looks EXACTLY like Beamish But in White!
-5 minutes later-
*stocky black dog walks by*
Tracey: OMG THAT DOG LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BEAMISH BUT IN BLACK!
Marco: …isn’t Beamish black?
Tracey: Yes…
Marco: …so doesn’t it just...