May 2011
3 posts
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Scene: Playing Cranium with friends in aus
*Marco draws card*
Marco (reading card to Tristan): To win this “Gnilleps” you must spell the word below backwards…
Hayley (interrupting): WTF that’s too easy!
*Everyone looks puzzled*
Hayley: The word below is so easy to spell! That’s so unfair.
Tracey: …we don’t know the word yet…
Hayley: he said...
Bad A$$
Lets call this boy Smith.
Scene: Being Driven home by a mate (actually by a friend because this happened in MTL)
*gets in car*
Tracey: Nice car.
Smith: Ya, its Bad Ass!
*Turns on the CD*
Tracey: Avril Lavigne!?!??!?!
Smith: F*** Off.
Tracey: …seriously bad ass…
*Awkward pause*
Tracey: Is the Air Conditioning on?!
Smith: Ya
Tracey: Its -25 degrees…
Smith: So
Tracey:...
Groceries
Grocery shopping with Lucia to buy anchovies… which apparently don’t exist in some countries. except that they do.
Lucia: *with heavy spanish accent* Hi, which aisle are the anchovies in?
Grocery man 1: Sorry, what are you looking for?
Lucia: Anchovies
Grocery man 1: *confused* ann-cho-vees?
Tracey: ANCHOVIES. haha Lucia no one ever understands you.
Grocery man 1: *more confused*...
