April 2012
3 posts
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The Iphone: Not For Blonds!
Preface: My sister and I playing with her Iphone.
Sister: I love apps!
Me: I know..
Sister: Have you seen my frogs?
Me: What?
Sister: The Pocket Frogs app lets you breed frogs!
Me: I love frogs!
Sister: What about Tiny Tower?
Me: What’s that?
Sister: YOU BUILD A TINY TOWER!
Me: Just what I’ve always wanted… Can we be social and talk about something normal?
*pause*
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Dog today hare tomorrow
Preface: long drive over Easter
Tracey: How many dogs have you had?
Marco: I dunno, maybe 7?
Hayley: 7 dogs seems like a lot
Tristan: In 25 years?! not really!
Marco: We had this one dog, Simba, who was the UGLIEST DOG! Tristan do you remember how much he looked like a rabbit!
Tristan: …He was a rabbit
Marco: No Tristan, I’m not talking about the rabbit, I’m talking...
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Blindsided
Preface: On my way out to a big event
Emma: When are you leaving?
Tracey: Now, I’m super late!
Emma: Why?
Tracey: (Putting on jacket) It took me forever to get ready.
Emma: Have fun.
Tracey: Don’t I look cute?!
Emma: No. I was about to tell you to go change.
…followed by…
Tracey: I’m late and I have to leave!
Mom: Why are you still home?
Tracey:...