The Iphone: Not For Blonds!
Preface: My sister and I playing with her Iphone. Sister: I love apps! Me: I know.. Sister: Have you seen my frogs? Me: What? Sister: The Pocket Frogs app lets you breed frogs! Me: I love frogs! Sister: What about Tiny Tower? Me: What’s that? Sister: YOU BUILD A TINY TOWER! Me: Just what I’ve always wanted… Can we be social and talk about something normal? *pause* ...
Dog today hare tomorrow
Preface: long drive over Easter Tracey: How many dogs have you had? Marco: I dunno, maybe 7? Hayley: 7 dogs seems like a lot Tristan: In 25 years?! not really! Marco: We had this one dog, Simba, who was the UGLIEST DOG! Tristan do you remember how much he looked like a rabbit! Tristan: …He was a rabbit Marco: No Tristan, I’m not talking about the rabbit, I’m talking...
Preface: On my way out to a big event Emma: When are you leaving? Tracey: Now, I’m super late! Emma: Why? Tracey: (Putting on jacket) It took me forever to get ready. Emma: Have fun. Tracey: Don’t I look cute?! Emma: No. I was about to tell you to go change. …followed by… Tracey: I’m late and I have to leave! Mom: Why are you still home? Tracey:...