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Colourful Conversations

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Me: (excited) Do I look tanned? Mom: Not really Me: Yes I do! Mom: Compared to what? Your usual...

Supportive Parenting (Depression part 1)

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:22:19 -0400

Daughter: I’m really depressed today Mom: Cancel all your plans and stay in Daughter: Ya? Is...

If The Shoe Fits...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 08:30:00 -0400

Sister: OMG, I love these shoes! Mom: Take them off. Me: You look like a hooker! Mom: Honestly, talk...

Mental Menthol

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 08:35:00 -0500

Me: Mom do you want some mint tea? Mom: Mint Tea?! Isn’t that bad for you? Me: What?...

Baby shower. Literally.

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 23:35:49 -0500

Sister: Are you coming to the baby shower tomorrow? Me: Baby shower?! Sister: Ya! Me: Who’s...

Writer's Block

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 00:00:36 -0500

Poor Performance

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 10:00:00 -0500

Overheard convo while studying at Starbucks person 1: So my friend asked me to go to her show last...

Poor Oral Skills

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 22:00:00 -0500

At dinner with friends Friend: Are you finished your business class? Me: I have my presentation on...

Flying low

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 10:00:33 -0500

texting a flight attendant

Loud and Proud

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 13:15:26 -0500

That moment when you’re at Starbucks listening to music but the volume wont get loud enough....

Texercise 2

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 07:00:09 -0500

Texting as I walk *bump into something* Me: Oh sorry *realize its a parking meter* Friend: I think...

Texercise 1

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 21:24:00 -0500

Texting as I walk *bump into something* Me: Oh sorry *realize its a pole* Friend: did you just...

Great England

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:59:00 -0500

Sometimes Quebec is a strange place to live… Preface: At Starbucks chatting with a friend over...

Life.

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 15:44:06 -0500

Whyyyyyy /sarcasm

/logic

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 22:22:22 -0400

Friend: Maybe I’ll just shave my head and wear wigs instead. Me: Ya that sounds really...

Sports fan

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 22:00:00 -0400

Guy: Do you watch football? Me: I’ve never seen a show. Guy: Do you mean game? Me:...

ghd = hair straightener

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:00:10 -0400

ghd = hair straightener

196 or 197?

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 13:31:00 -0400

Mom: How many countries are there in the world? Tracey: 196, unless you don’t count...

Words With Friends

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 11:30:00 -0400

Preface: My mom was playing Words With Friends while I was dancing… Mom: I got 58 points on my...

Under a rock

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 11:21:12 -0400

Overheard while waiting for our table Man: We have a reservation for 4 at 8 pm Waitress:...