Preface: My sister and I playing with her Iphone.
Sister: I love apps!
Me: I know..
Sister: Have you seen my frogs?
Sister: The Pocket Frogs app lets you breed frogs!
Me: I love frogs!
Sister: What about Tiny Tower?
Me: What’s that?
Sister: YOU BUILD A TINY TOWER!
Me: Just what I’ve always wanted… Can we be social and talk about something normal?
Sister: I can’t believe Emma thinks I’m fatter than her
Me: No she doesn’t…
Sister: She said “look at your arms then look at mine, you’re obviously bigger than me.”
Me: Well, you’re not. You don’t think I’m fat and we’re the same size so don’t be dumb.
Sister: Are we?
Sister: How much do you weigh?
Me: I really don’t know.
Sister: OMG Let’s weigh ourselves so we know who’s fatter!
Me: I don’t even have a scale!
Sister: (pauses while thinking) OMG Do you think there’s Iphone app for that?!
Sister: I bet there is!
Me: Please don’t stand on your phone.