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*Whistling sound*

Me: OMG, what was that?!
Shaney: I think it was a whistle?
Me: What?! Someone whistled At us?!
Shaney: It’s sad that this comes as such a shock…

…..and also…..

Shaney: My mom bought you figs!
*hands me a whole pack of dried figs*
Me: Yum! I love these!
Shaney: Me too!
Me: But sometimes they can be a bit too sweet.
Shaney:Agreed! And they can sometimes taste like sand.
Me:  Ya, but I sorta like that..
Shaney: Same, it makes me feel one with nature

Preface: Conversation with my Mom during the preview for The Amazing Spider Man

Me: If I was a super hero what would my powers be?

Mom: You could kick people in the head with your huge legs!

Me: That’s my power?!

Mom: And use your screechy voice to break windows so people would fall out!

Me: I said Super Hero not Villain. 

Mom: I’m just trying to be realistic.