(For Alissa, who still finds “nyan cat” funny, and my very tolerant classmates)
Rachel: Are you guys coming to play laser tag for my birthday?
Kylie: Ya, of course
Tracey: There’s a blacklight so remember not to wear white or you’ll glow in the dark
Jesse: Well, I’ll just wear whatever doesn’t glow
Rachel: so…all black?!
Jesse: Ya, what can I wear that’s all black?
Kylie: A Tuxedo!
Jesse: OK! I’ll wear one for your birthday!
Rachel: Aw, so sweet!
Jesse: Renting one can’t be too expensive
Tracey: Ya but they’ll probably charge you a ton for the cleaning.
Tracey: …to get out the lasers?!
*eyes rolling all around*