here's the story...

(For Alissa, who still finds “nyan cat” funny, and my very tolerant classmates)

Rachel: Are you guys coming to play laser tag for my birthday?

Kylie: Ya, of course

Tracey: There’s a blacklight so remember not to wear white or you’ll glow in the dark

Jesse: Well, I’ll just wear whatever doesn’t glow

Rachel: so…all black?!

Jesse: Ya, what can I wear that’s all black?

Kylie: A Tuxedo!

Jesse: OK! I’ll wear one for your birthday!

Rachel: Aw, so sweet!

Jesse: Renting one can’t be too expensive

Tracey: Ya but they’ll probably charge you a ton for the cleaning.

Jesse: Why?!

Tracey: …to get out the lasers?!

*eyes rolling all around*