Mom: What was the temperature today?
Tracey: Minus a million degrees Celsius.
Emma: *rolls eyes* Dad said it was -20
Tracey: -21 actually
Mom: Woah. That’s ridiculous.
Tracey: Just like when Jack Nicholson froze to death in The Shinning.
Mom: So it’s good I was working today! I didn’t miss any good weather.
Tracey: It was definitely not worth going outside.
Mom: See! Aren’t you glad we live in Montreal!?
Mom: You always complain about living here but it’s perfect!
Tracey: What do you mean?
Mom: If you lived somewhere nice like California you’d always have beautiful weather!
Mom: This way you can finish your homework without getting distracted by the beach.
Tracey: (sarcasm)…we’re so lucky…