Preface: My sister’s been having hip problems
(problems with her hip not problems being “hip”)
Mom: How’s your hip?
Sam: *limp, limp* Painful, I just came home from the physiotherapist
Mom: Did he diagnose you?
Sam: Not yet, but there’s a lot of inflammation.
Mom: I think I know your problem
Mom: Ya, um what’s it called…?
Mom: That’s why your hip hurts!
Tracey: Her hip pain is caused by a learning disorder?!
Mom: Tracey! Don’t be rude!