Preface: Waking up at 9 am
Tracey: Hello?! Mom? Emma?
Tracey: (to self) No one’s home?
*I hear someone walking downstairs*
*Looks around house*
*Dog starts barking*
Tracey: (to self) WTF?! This is reallly creepy!
*Sees that the front door’s opened*
Tracey: (to self) That’s really nice and safe of my family to leave the door unlocked*
-Mom comes home with groceries 1 hour later-
Mom: Oh hi, you’re still here
Tracey: Ya, no thanks to you.
Tracey: I thought someone was in the house, AND you left the door opened
Mom: Ya, I always leave the door unlocked when you’re home
Tracey: You ALWAYS lock it for emma when she’s alone
Mom: You’re older than she is
Tracey: So I’m more disposable?
Mom: That’s why I had three kids.