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Preface: Conversation with my Mom during the preview for The Amazing Spider Man

Me: If I was a super hero what would my powers be?

Mom: You could kick people in the head with your huge legs!

Me: That’s my power?!

Mom: And use your screechy voice to break windows so people would fall out!

Me: I said Super Hero not Villain. 

Mom: I’m just trying to be realistic.