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Mom: What was the temperature today?

Tracey: Minus a million degrees Celsius. 

Emma: *rolls eyes* Dad said it was -20

Tracey: -21 actually

Mom: Woah. That’s ridiculous. 

Tracey: Just like when Jack Nicholson froze to death in The Shinning.

Mom: So it’s good I was working today! I didn’t miss any good weather.

Tracey: It was definitely not worth going outside.

Mom: See! Aren’t you glad we live in Montreal!?

Emma: What?!

Mom: You always complain about living here but it’s perfect!

Tracey: What do you mean?

Mom: If you lived somewhere nice like California you’d always have beautiful weather! 

Tracey: …?

Mom: This way you can finish your homework without getting distracted by the beach. 

Tracey: (sarcasm)…we’re so lucky…

Mom: Exactly.